Weird live broadcast: I can deduce infinitely.

Page 225

【"Stolen? Someone took the bread? You are really poor. This guy must be a lazy man who can only live by stealing."】

[Anthony whistles. 】

【Da da da--】

[Anthony's horse comes up. 】

[In order to be lazy, Anthony has trained the horse very smartly, as long as he whistles, he will run over by himself. 】

【"Take me home."】

【Anthony rides on the horseback and clamps the horse's stomach forcefully. 】

【The horse neighs and carries Anthony straight to the house. 】

[The house is quiet. 】

【Mother is not nagging like before, which makes Anthony feel very refreshed. 】

【"I'm hungry..."】

[Anthony clutches his stomach and walks into the kitchen. 】

[There were still a few unfinished slices of bread on the table, and he stuffed them into his mouth without even warming them up. 】

【"Why are you so tired after eating?"】

[Anthony shakes his head. 】

[The bread is a bit hard, and his cheeks hurt when he chews it, so he holds the bread in his mouth, soaks it in his saliva, chews it twice and swallows it. 】

[After filling his stomach, Anthony went back to his room to sleep, and he didn't even bother to unsaddle and tie his horse. 】

【This night, my mother didn't come out to nag herself.Anthony was overjoyed for a while, he lay on the bed, and then fell asleep with his head covered. 】

【While he was sleeping soundly, there was a hasty knock on the door. 】

Chapter 293 Laziness (3)

【Dong dong dong! 】

【"Who! It's not even dawn yet, why are you arguing?"】

【Anthony is lying on the bed, yelling loudly, he doesn't even bother to get out of bed to open the door. 】

【"It's me, Kerry." The man outside the door said, "Going to the market today, why don't you come out yet?"]

【"Catch what episode? Don't go!"】

【"Your mother has already made an appointment with us, saying that she will use your carriage to pull goods for us."】

【"My mother? What my mother promised you, you can go to my mother."】

【After Anthony finished speaking, he covered the quilt again and went to sleep. 】

【The man outside the door seemed not reconciled. He came to Anthony's window and kept beating on it.Anthony leaned over and covered his ears with a pillow. 】

【"What a slacker...forget it, let's go to his mother, no matter what, let's borrow the carriage first."】

【Kerry gave up on waking Anthony up. As long as this guy gets into the bed, there is no way to pull him out without the strength of ten cows. 】

【Boom! 】

【"Auntie, are you awake?"】

[Kerry comes to Anthony's mother's window. 】

[The curtains are not drawn, and Carrie can clearly see the situation in the room. 】

【The old lady was lying on the ground, motionless, her face was as pale as if she had painted a thick layer of putty on the wall. 】

【"Auntie? Auntie, wake up! Anthony! Come and see what's wrong with your mother!"】

【Kerry called loudly, but Anthony never responded. 】

[Human life is at stake, Kerry didn't have time to think, he came to the front door and kicked open the door panel, and rushed straight into the old lady's room. 】

【"Auntie, wake up."】

【Kerry helped the old lady up, her body had become icy cold, she had no breath, no heartbeat - she seemed to have been dead for a long time. 】

[The rest of the village rushed over. 】

[They carried the old lady's body out of the room, overwhelmed with grief. 】

【"What a wonderful person, just gone."】

【"Where's her son? Isn't her son at home?"】

【"Yes, isn't it upstairs?"】

【"Then why don't you let him come down to deal with things?"】

【"He's sleeping... You know, as long as Anthony gets under the covers, ten cows can't pull them out."】

【Hearing Kai Rui's words, the villagers all went crazy. 】

[The mother is dead, but is the son still in the mood to sleep upstairs? 】

【"Go, go up!"】

[The villagers rushed to the second floor and knocked open the door of Anthony's bedroom. 】

【Anthony was woken up by everyone's voices. He sat on the bed with his back against the head of the bed and looked at everyone in surprise. 】

【"What are you doing?"】

【"Your mother died, did you know?"】

【"Dead?" Anthony's expression was in a trance for a moment, as if his dream was disturbed, he tilted his head and asked with a puzzled expression, "So..."]

【"So? What are you still doing lying here?"】

【"I'm dead anyway, what can I do?"】

【"Then you can't lie on the bed and sleep!"】

【"Then I can't do anything. Could it be that my mother came back to life after I got out of bed? Since nothing can be changed, then I just lie on the bed and continue to fall asleep."】

[The villagers were stunned. They thought that the old lady was dead, and she must have been pissed off by her slacker son. 】

[The son doesn't care about his mother, but the villagers can't ignore the old lady. 】

【They raised money together, bought a coffin for the old lady, and buried it in the backyard of Anthony's house. 】

[Without a mother, there would be no one to deliver meals to Anthony. 】

[There is no mother, and there is no one to clean the house. 】

[Without a mother, Anthony has no source of income. 】

【"I'm so hungry...why do people eat, why can't they sleep all the time, and then stop eating? I'm really too lazy to eat. Is there a way to stop eating and chewing?"】

[Anthony sits on the bed and thinks for a long time. 】

【He jumped off the bed board, came to the kitchen, smashed all the cooked meat and bread together to make a mud, and then put them together in a big bag. 】

[Then, he went to the workshop to get a long tube and put it in his pocket. 】

【Anthony seals the opening with rubber, then stuffs the tube down his throat and stabs it into his stomach pouch. 】

【"Uh……"】

[Anthony wanted to spit out several times because of nausea, but he was happy to think that he could do so without chewing.This is definitely a one-and-done invention. 】

[Soon, Anthony overcame the vomiting reaction. 】

【Anthony hangs the food bag over the bed, and whenever he is hungry, he will stuff the tube into his mouth. 】

[The only tiring thing is that Anthony has to go downstairs to the kitchen to prepare food every time, which is too troublesome to go back and forth. 】

【"Why don't you just sell the house? It's too tiring going up and down like this, how troublesome is it to run around?"】

【Thinking of this, Anthony acted immediately. 】

【Anthony got on the carriage, came to the town, and found a buyer. 】

【"I heard that you are buying the property?" Anthony sat in the carriage and did not get off, just communicating with the buyer in a condescending manner. 】

【The buyer was a little angry, but still patiently communicated with Anthony, "Yes, are you going to sell the house?"】

【"Yes, it's in the village in front of me, and the two-story building under the hillside is my house."】

【"Oh, okay, please take me to the house to have a look, and I'll make an estimate."】

【"No, it's too much trouble, I'm too lazy to go."】

【"what?"】

【"Just give me the money directly."】

【"I haven't even seen the house, how can I give..."】

[Before he finished speaking, Anthony took out the house deed and land deed from his arms and handed it over to the buyer. 】

【"There is also a wheat field behind the house, and I will give it all to you."】

【"Are you serious?"】

【"Quick bid!"】

【Anthony yawned, he never thought that talking to people would be so tiring. 】

【"a hundred……"】

【"Okay, then a hundred gold coins."】

【Anthony didn't bother to bargain with the buyer and agreed to the deal directly. 】

[The buyer is full of joy. 】

[The two-story attic under the hillside can be sold for at least two hundred gold coins, not to mention there is a field in the backyard.This silly boy actually sells real estate so cheaply? 】

【Anthony got the money and left happily in the carriage. He stuffed the carriage with food to fill his stomach. 】

[With a carriage instead, Anthony didn't have to walk at all, and he let the horse take him around the village. 】

【"Anthony, why did you sell the house?"】

【"If you don't work like this, you will starve to death sooner or later."】

【"You can't be lazy!"】

【When the villagers saw Anthony's appearance, they all persuaded him earnestly. Anthony kept defending, but in the end he found it too tiring to defend. 】

[In order not to waste his saliva, he cut off his tongue with a knife. 】

【Whenever someone wants to persuade him, he will open his mouth and make a sound of "Abaaaba".Seeing this, the villagers dared not speak. 】

[A healthy person, why bother to embarrass a dumb person? 】

Chapter 294 Laziness (4)

[After a while, Anthony found that it was too tiring to open his jaw. Every time he had to open his mouth to stuff the esophagus into his stomach, it was too tiring. 】

【Therefore, he found a hammer and smashed his chin, and then chopped off the shattered chin with a knife. 】

[Without the chin, Anthony can easily stuff the esophagus into the stomach, which makes Anthony feel very comfortable.The less energy wasted on useless things, the more time he could spend sleeping. 】

[In the beginning, Anthony would jump off the carriage to solve the problem when he shit and pissed. Now he simply dug a hole in the bottom of the carriage and used it as a toilet.Because it was too tiring to jump out of the carriage and climb up again, this would relieve the burden a little more. 】

【"I'm such a smart little genius!"】

[Anthony lies on the carriage, thinking contentedly. 】

【Villagers saw Anthony's current appearance and talked a lot. 】

【"It's so pitiful...how did he become like this."】

【"Why is his chin gone? Was he bullied?"】

【"Oh, don't talk about it, he is now homeless, eating, drinking, and lying in the carriage. Now that he is semi-disabled, who boss will hire him to do things?"]

【"He's almost running out of money to sell the house?"】