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The fat man was speechless, so he had to keep his mouth shut obediently, with obvious displeasure and grievance on his face: "??????!!!"

What should I say, this appearance, this expression, coupled with a body weighing more than 200 kilograms...

and many more!

Isn't that what the internet says...

Aggrieved like a baby weighing more than 200 kilograms?

Ding Ze suddenly thought of this sentence and made himself laugh.

After laughing, he decided to say something, pretending to be forceful.

After all, the craft of pretense is just like certain parts of the human body... Even if it is not used every day, it is still necessary to use it every once in a while.Otherwise, over time, it will really be abolished! ! !

"I said that the focus of the two of you seems a bit strange."

"What you should pay more attention to, shouldn't it be the bugs that are running out of the living figurines?"

Ding Ze asked in a playful tone.

Hu Bayi and Fatty were stunned when they heard it: "o((⊙﹏⊙))o!!!"

The two were speechless for a moment, and neither could speak.

At this moment, Shirley Yang suddenly exclaimed, "Ah!!!"

The exclamation came out, Hu Bayi and Fatty heard it, and hurriedly looked in the direction of Xue Liyang's finger, Ding Ze naturally also pretended to look over.

The four immediately saw...

With just a few words, the cracks on the body of the stone figurines at the bottom of the river have cracked and cracked, turning into cracks one after another...

Groups of shriveled insect eggs drilled out of the crack and entered the water...

It can be clearly seen that it was shriveled like a dead thing a second ago, without any big eggs... Swell, swell, swell again!

In the blink of an eye, it swelled into a white water pig about the size of a finger belly!

This is not finished!

I saw that the white water pig moved its body slightly, and two small fingernails grew on both sides in an instant, fins like wings... Immediately afterwards, it swam towards the bamboo raft at a strange speed!

moment.

Around the bamboo rafts, there are densely packed, all of them!

"Fuck! What the hell is this? It's magic!" The fat man was startled, and roared resolutely, while instinctively swinging the bamboo pole, desperately slapping it towards the river.

The movement was a little violent, and the bamboo raft suddenly shook.

"Fatty, you uncle, don't mess around, be careful to get us all down," Hu Bayi, who felt the shaking of the bamboo raft and was actually startled by the dense water hornets, immediately roared, "Don't I'm afraid, these are water hornets, although they bite people badly, they can't fly out of the water, as long as we are on the bamboo raft, there will be no problem."

When the fat man heard it, he suddenly stopped patting the river, "Old Hu, are you sure?"

Hu Ba nodded, "Sure! So don't move around, or if the bamboo raft is overturned, we will all be fed bugs!"

Fatty: "╰(*°▽°*)╯!!!"

Killed by bugs?

Fatty's face suddenly became terrified, and his fat face changed color. He didn't dare to mess around. He took another look at the densely packed water hornets next to the bamboo raft, and obediently put down the arm that raised the bamboo pole.

"This old man Xianwang, he's so fucking evil, he deserves to be touched by me!" The fat man cursed angrily.

Immediately, because he was really afraid that he would end up being bitten to death by bugs, the fat man asked Hu Bayi again, "Old Hu, can these bugs really eat people? I've heard that piranhas can eat people, but I didn't say You can be so awesome even with insects! Are you afraid you are fooling me?"

Hu Bayi shook his head, took out an engineering shovel from his backpack, and patted the water hornet that was trying to climb up the side of the bamboo raft, "One or two of these water hornets really can't eat you, after all, you weigh more than 200 catties .”

Fatty: "(#￣～￣#)!!!"

Seeing the depression on the fat man's face, Hu Bayi smiled cheerfully, "But how many do you see here? Don't talk about this kind of water hornet, but any other insect with teeth, as long as there are enough of them , you can eat people!"

Fatty: "..."

The fat man was speechless for a while.

Shirley Yang spoke out at this time, her tone slightly nervous, "Speaking of it, insects should be the most powerful species in the world... Their vitality and strength are very strong. Once the number increases, let alone humans Now, almost all living things can be killed."

"There are some very poisonous bugs, and even just one can kill an elephant."

Fatty: "╮(╯▽╰)╭!! Stop, stop, stop, the more you talk, the scarier it is!"

The fat man waved his hands again and again, signaling Shirley Yang to stop talking.

Hu Bayi smiled, "Fatty, don't be too nervous. As I said just now, if they can't come up, we'll be fine as long as we stay on the bamboo raft."

"By the way, don't you like to eat it? The protein content of this water hornet is actually very high, and it tastes better than silkworm chrysalis. It basically tastes like Pipi shrimp."

"When we go out in a while, we can get a pot..."

Fatty: "(ΩДΩ)!!! Get out! I won't eat it! Hu, you are really disgusting. This bug crawled out of the body of a dead person. It's lucky that you can say such a thing."

The two came and went, chattering, acting as if this institution was no big deal at all, and their tone was clearly relaxed a lot.

see.

Ding Ze smiled, turned his head and glanced ahead.

This section of the river is coming to an end, which means that the green-scaled python is about to appear...

Considering that giant python, its main purpose is to eat these water hog bees.

Then if these water hornets are dispersed, can they buy some time and pass smoothly?

Try it, if it doesn't work, try harder.

Thinking about it, Ding Ze silently lit a cigarette, put the cigarette in his mouth, then took out the gasoline bottle that he put in his pocket just now, and unscrewed the cap.

Gulu Gulu, high-concentration gasoline, towards the side of the bamboo raft, layer after layer, layer upon layer, like a white curtain, the water hornets were sprinkled as evenly as possible.

His actions were naturally noticed by Hu Bayi and the others.

The fat man was the first to speak out, with surprise in his tone, "Fuck me! You're still smart, I even forgot we still have gasoline!"

As he said that, the fat man made a gesture to take out the petrol bottle from his backpack.

When Ding Ze saw it, he took off the cigarette in his mouth and threw it on the bee that had just sprinkled gasoline on it, and said to the fat man.