mynovelonline Chapter 715 (4k) Bald Qiang is here to chop trees again
Chapter 715 (4k) Bald Qiang is here to chop trees again
Chapter 715 (4k) Bald Qiang is here to chop trees again
The first thing I do when I wake up every morning is not to open my eyes, but to reach out and touch my face to see what I am today.
Normal nose, normal eyes, normal head...oh where's my hair?
Turned into Saitama? Martin opened his eyes and got out of bed.
As soon as his feet touched the ground, Martin realized that his height was a little short. Well, this height was wrong. He was neither One Punch Man nor the Strongest Fahai.
Turning his head to look in the mirror, he saw that he was short and stocky, with a short face, a subtle moustache and a Northeastern-style lambswool vest. At first glance, he looked a bit like Uncle Benshan.
Well, it turned out to be Bald Qiang from Boonie Bears. When I took the kids to pick mushrooms and encountered a bear, Martin even inspired a pair of bears, Big Bear and Little Bear, to fight against Bald Qiang in the future. I never expected that Bald Qiang was actually me.
Turning my head, I saw a safety helmet on the table, and next to the desk were a chainsaw, an axe, and a shotgun.
Martin picked them up one by one and put them in his back pocket... This is very convenient for cartoon characters, most things can be put in or taken out from the back.
There was one thing that was different this morning from usual, in that there was no rabbit making trouble around me when I got up.
After Bald Qiang Martin folded the quilt and went out, he found a little rabbit hanging on the back of the sofa, stretched into a long strip under the action of gravity, and an elementary school math book kindly provided by Huihara Ai was hanging on its face.
Tuji really started studying hard last night for the college entrance exam.
But Martin walked over to check on Rabbit's progress... Well, he just started looking at the catalog, and it turned out that it would be better for Rabbit to start by learning to read.
Looking around, there was only the sound of rabbits in the living room. In the kitchen, the Miyano sisters were tiptoeing to make breakfast. There was no sign of Shinonome Nano and the little professor. It seemed that they were sent back to their hometown and not kept.
Because Tuji was sleeping, Miyano Akemi spoke in a low voice: "Good morning, Martin-kun... uh, do you want to call me uncle today?"
Bald Qiang's face doesn't look young at all.
"Of course, you can call me whatever you want. You call me yours and I call me mine, Sister Mingmei."
"Hate it. You sound like you're calling me old." Miyano Akemi covered her face and acted coquettishly in a somewhat artificial manner.
I don't know what time the rabbit went to sleep this morning. It didn't wake up until breakfast was served. Martin picked up a piece of egg with sauce and held it above the rabbit's three-petal mouth.
The little nose twitched, the lips moved, and the little rabbit was turning on the computer.
Martin's hand holding the fried egg trembled, and a drop of sauce dripped from it and landed on Tuji's lips.
The lips flipped up, and a small pink tongue stretched out to lick the sauce, then the rabbit's eyes widened, and suddenly stood up to swallow the golden egg.
It was a close call, I would have starved to death by a second.
"College student, how are your studies going?" Bald Qiang Martin had a smile on his face, but his expression looked a little vulgar.
Looking at the math book that fell on the ground, Tuji's eyes suddenly filled with tears, his face full of grievance.
This is not something the little rabbit should see at all.
But you still have to eat breakfast.
Dr. Agasa also studied all night last night, and he tossed and turned because of his hemorrhoids, so he didn't get up until after breakfast, so Martin and Tuji went out.
The man who claimed that Kudo Shinichi had made a mistake in the case, Higashi Okuhomura, is a little further away from Okuho-cho, next to Beika, so Hattori Heiji has to go to Tokyo Station from Osaka first, and Kogoro Mouri, Ran Mouri and Conan also go there to meet him.
"Amei-sister and Ai-chan don't want to go out and play together? The great detective made the wrong judgment~"
"I actually believe in Conan-kun, but there's a TV show I really want to watch today." Miyano Akemi shook the small diamond in her hand: "Martin-kun can take Shiho away and leave Tiedan to me."
"I want to research the antidote." Haibara Ai chose to refuse.
"Okay, I'm going out then~" "Ji~"
"Be careful on the road."
The man and the rabbit went out, said goodbye to the mute watermelon pitchers in the yard, and then stopped.
A man stood in front of the gate with his arms folded, looking awe-inspiring and his glasses reflecting the light.
It turned out to be Mr. Subaru Okiya, our good neighbor who lived next door.
Subaru Okiya looked at Martin. Although he looked like a bald uncle who was a generation older than him, a strange face appearing in Dr. Agasa's house was most likely a pretty boy, not to mention that the magical and powerful rabbit was following him.
"Hey, cousin, I didn't see you yesterday. Where have you been these days?" Bald Martin confessed.
"Martin..." Subaru Okiya pushed up his glasses that reflected a white light and said, "Come out and talk."
Martin stretched out his left hand, rolled up his sleeves, and folded his four fingers together, leaving only his index finger pointing to the sky: "Come here!"
Subaru Okiya took a tentative half step into the yard, and saw the watermelon pitcher in the yard immediately looking over here, with the watermelon pitching basket behind his head also ready to go. It was obvious that once Subaru Okiya stepped into the yard, he would be able to eat as much watermelon as he wanted.
Subaru Okiya retreated hurriedly. A zombie whose body was much harder than a living person would be smashed to pieces if hit by a watermelon three times. He couldn't afford to eat all the watermelons.
"Can you hide in there forever?" Okiya Subaru tried to provoke him: "If you have the guts, come out and let's have a good 'chat'."
Bald Martin came over leisurely and jumped out with both feet: "Hey, I'm out."
Before Okiya Subaru could make any move, Martin quickly jumped back into the yard: "Hey, I'm in again."
"Hey, I'm out again; hey, I'm in again; I'm out again; I'm in again!" Martin jumped back and forth in and out of the gate: "Come and hit me, idiot~"
In fact, Okiya Subaru's head was already full of blue veins, but he couldn't show it through the disguise mask: "Do you really think I can't do anything with these two watermelons?"
After saying that, Subaru Okiya took out a magic weapon - a silver-white iron bucket.
Subaru Okiya clearly remembered that after wearing this iron bucket, the zombies would be very resistant to being smashed and could withstand more than a dozen attacks from watermelons.
"Your death has come!" As he said this, Subaru Okiya put an iron bucket on his head and rushed into the yard.
Watermelons fell like raindrops.
Facts have proved that zombies are zombies, Subaru Okiya is Subaru Okiya, the iron barrel is the iron barrel, and the cervical vertebrae are the cervical vertebrae.
"May the deceased rest in peace and their souls enjoy eternal bliss in heaven. Amen." "Ji."
Looking back at the window, Miyano Akemi had been watching the developments outside through the window. Then she waved goodbye, and Martin and Tuji went out.
……
At the station, Martin's not-so-good-looking new look today naturally attracted complaints from Kogoro Mouri.
"I say, what's your image? Why do you look older than me?" "Brother Maori." Martin touched his bald head and wiped his mustache with his thumb: "If you want to recognize me as your big brother, then I have no objection."
"Don't even think about it!"
On the other hand, Xiaolan didn't say anything about Martin's appearance, but Conan looked very bad, sick, and wearing a mask. It was obvious that his cold had worsened.
"This kid is so sick, why do you still need to bring him out?" Maori Kogoro muttered: "Xiaolan, you just stay at home to take care of this kid, and I will take that Kansai kid to investigate the case."
"Hehe..." Mao Lilan was too disdainful to explain to the old man who had just messed up his job yesterday. She sneered with her half-moon eyes.
If it was just a case, although he was worried about Kogoro Mori, he could still trust Hattori Heiji's ability. But if it was a case where Kudo Shinichi made a wrong deduction, Conan would never let it go.
Martin looked at Conan who was wearing a mask, then took out the liquor that Haibara Ai was going to use as the antidote from his back. He picked it up from her laboratory before leaving. "Come on, great detective. Martin Gege has a special medicine for the cold here."
Conan frowned and turned around and ran. Although drinking this stuff can make you bigger and feel good after a long time, every time you change back, your cold will become twice as severe, and a minor cold will become a serious cold, and a serious cold will make you unable to get up from bed.
Martin was chasing Conan with a bottle of wine in his hand, but was caught by Kogoro Mouri, who snatched the bottle from him.
After taking a good look at the thing in his hand, Maori Kogoro's face darkened and he was speechless: "Why learn something else? Why do you have to learn from that Kansai kid and give the little devil alcohol? I confiscate it."
This Chinese wine tastes quite strong.
"Oh, I'm going to get Xiao Ai's cold stare when I get back." Martin muttered calmly.
"Ai? Is this wine from that little girl?" Kogoro Mouri asked in confusion.
"Yeah, Ai consumes it pretty quickly. This bottle is gone in three days."
Looking at the large bottle of white liquor in his hand, Kogoro Maori's eyes became a little straight, and he wondered if all kids nowadays are so crazy?
After waiting for a while, Hattori Heiji arrived at the station with a girl beside him. She was his childhood sweetheart and Xiaolan's friend Toyama Kazuha.
"Morning, uncle. Morning, Maori. Morning, Gong...k...k...the boy who has a bad cold."
Then Hattori Heiji saw the bald Martin and asked, "Who is this uncle?"
The rabbit next to it looks very familiar.
"Of course it's you, Martin Gege, who is handsome, suave, popular, and always has flat tires when driving." Bald Martin said self-indulgently.
Hattori Heiji: "Where is the person you are talking about?"
He Ye at the side was a little concerned: "Martin... this name sounds so familiar."
Toyama Kazuha and Martin have come into contact twice. One time was during the Egg of Memories incident when they were archaeologists Martin and Kiichi Kosaka Martin. The other time was at the school festival of Teitan High School when Toyama Kazuha came to watch the stage play performance of Mouri Ran's class, and MJ Martin was the lead performer on stage.
"He Ye, do you remember our class's stage play? Martin also performed on stage." Mao Lilan reminded.
"Stage play? Martin? Ah... the actor who looks exactly like Michael Jackson?" Yuanshan Heye suddenly realized, and then looked at the bald Martin in a daze.
The last time we met it was Michael Jackson, why is it Nicholas Zhao Si today?
No matter how surprised they were, after greeting each other, Kogoro Mori rented a car and drove everyone to Higashioho Village.
However, when we were about to leave the city, we encountered a routine inspection by the traffic police.
"Hello sir, is your car a little overloaded?" the traffic policeman said after looking inside.
Maori Kogoro looked back and saw Martin sitting in the passenger seat, Tuji had put away his Poké Ball, and three high school students were sitting in the back seat, with Xiaolan holding Conan. "No, right?"
The traffic police reminded him again: "Sir, this is a small car with a rated capacity of only 5 people, including children."
"One, two, three, four, five." Maori Kogoro counted Martin, Hattori Heiji, Toyama Kazuha, Maori Ran and Conan in turn: "Yes, including this kid, there are only five people."
Traffic police: "Sir, you have to take that into account too."
Maori Kogoro was very surprised: "Am I still a human being?"
"Of course you are a human being."
"Oh..." Kogoro Mouri felt uncomfortable, then glared at Martin: If this kid hadn't joined in, there would be no overload at all!
Martin: Wow, it was clearly the uncle who rented a car that was too small, and he even glared at me. I'll just take my revenge now.
The traffic police continued, "Sorry, please show us your driver's license. We will deduct points from you."
Maori Kogoro was about to take out his driver's license unhappily, but Martin, who was sitting in the passenger seat, suddenly laughed and said, "If you want to deduct points, he must have a driver's license in order for you to deduct points."
The traffic policeman's eyes widened: "You don't have a driver's license? How dare you drive?"
Martin: "It's okay. Alcohol makes cowards brave! After drinking, just drive forward. Don't worry about red lights, green lights, or going forward or backward."
The traffic police was very shocked: "You were drinking!"
Martin: "The bottle is still in his arms!"
The traffic policeman looked down and found a small part of the bottle of Baigan liquor in the inner pocket of Maori Kogoro's shirt.
The traffic police was so shocked that they could not be more shocked: "Excuse me, sir, please get out of the car for investigation. We have to seize this car."
Martin waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, just deduct it, we can just steal another one."
"Or was it stolen????"
Especially since Bald Qiang's face doesn't look like a good guy, coupled with Martin's natural and superb acting skills, it is too convincing for a traffic policeman.
"Please get out of the car and be inspected!"
"No! This guy is just making it up!"
Martin confused Maori Kogoro from the first sentence he said, but he came to his senses and quickly explained, "I have a driver's license, I haven't drunk alcohol, and the car is not..."
"Please get off the car!" The traffic police was already scared, fearing that he had encountered a group of robbers.
Kogoro Mouri had no choice but to find his driver's license and get out of the car to take a breathalyser test. The traffic police also checked his car rental documents.
Martin, who was sitting in the passenger seat, thought about it and decided to give up the idea of taking out the shotgun from behind him at this time.
Looking up at Kogoro Mouri who was blowing into the breathalyser not far away, Martin moved directly from the passenger seat to the driver's seat. Without waiting for the passengers in the back of the car to react, he started the engine, clutched the gears, and then stepped on the accelerator to drive the car forward.
"Uncle, if there's one less person it won't be overloaded!"
(End of this chapter)