mynovelonline Chapter 780 Are you here to poop?
Chapter 780 Are you here to poop?
Chapter 780 Are you here to poop?
"Hey, here, here."
In front of the Tokyo Gymnasium, Suzuki Sonoko, who arrived first, raised her hand and called out to Martin and the other two in the distance.
When the three men came up to him, Yuanzi looked Martin up and down and said, "It's rare to see you look like a human being...but why do you have a wound on your face?"
The distribution of injuries looks somewhat familiar.
"Let's not talk about this. Is what Kid Sama said in the group true or false?" Sonoko looked anxious and asked, holding up her cell phone.
On Sonoko's phone, it showed that she had applied to add 'Sooner or Later the Best Magician' as a friend and was waiting for the other party to accept.
However, nearly two hours have passed since the end of the chat, and the other party obviously does not intend to accept it.
"This is his private account, of course he doesn't have any fans. I'll add them for you when he has a work account." Martin agreed casually.
Kaito Kid's work Line number may sound a bit far-fetched, but with Japan's crappy household registration system and poor implementation of the real-name system for phone cards, anonymous phone cards and Line numbers are very easy to get.
As for whether Kuroba Kaito can do it...as long as Martin thinks it is necessary, even if he doesn't want to do it, the dear butler Moss will help him do it.
"It's the private account that we absolutely cannot let go of!" Suzuki Sonoko's fanatical expression almost had 'sasaeng fan' written all over her face: "In the future, all fans will be able to add my work account. Even if I write a love letter, Kid-Sama won't have time to read it. It's the friend position that others can't add that is precious! For the sake of brotherhood, help me!"
These two used to be good brothers who jointly held the banner of the Shinran Party. Now one of them is only concerned with persecuting Conan, while the other one always suspects that Xiaolan has no feelings for Shinichi and has fallen in love with the little brat.
"Emmmm..." Martin thought about it. Although it was easy to force Kuroba Kaito to add a friend, he couldn't think of any fun in doing it. As for the ultimate killer that could explode Kuroba Kaito's mentality, he had already mastered the trick of pulling Aoko into the group as a backup.
"You're not bragging, are you?" Seeing Martin didn't agree, Yuanzi couldn't help but question him. It wasn't to provoke him, but she really doubted him: "You're teasing me again, and then you can't cover up your boast after it's been blown, right?"
Then Yuanzi patted Martin on the shoulder and said, "It's okay, it's okay. How can such a small thing hurt our friendship? I won't blame you if you admit it openly."
It was clear from her expression that she had a trick up her sleeve. Martin guessed that she would need his help with something next.
Martin put on an expression that said, "Now that you've said that, let me show you a photo of 'the person in the group.'"
Sonoko was a little curious: "Is he a handsome guy?"
"I think so. Although he's not as handsome as me, he seems to have quite a lot of fans." Martin found a photo he took in the past and showed it to Yuanzi.
Yuanzi looked at it curiously and saw that the photo was taken from a high angle. In the photo, there was a handsome young man leaning against the wall, as if he was hiding from someone.
Judging from the fact that he was secretly photographed by Martin, he probably couldn't escape it.
The background looks like a school, but it doesn’t seem to be Teitan High School.
As for the boy's face...
"What? Isn't that Shinichi-kun!?" Sonoko had a look of disgust on her face, as if she had stepped on a banana peel with dog shit on the back. "So it was him. After all this fuss, he's in the group."
Conan, who was silent on the side, said: ...What does this expression mean?
Miyano Akemi turned her head and smiled secretly, but Martin just smiled mysteriously: I didn't say anything, you just misunderstood.
Martin's hood moved.
"No, if it's this guy, why doesn't he accept my friend request? Does he really want to pretend to be dead to the end?" In the group chat in the morning, a row of people were posting 'Kudo Shinichi is dead', including 'Sooner or later he will be the best magician'. It was not difficult for Suzuki Sonoko to guess that Kudo Shinichi was pretending to be dead.
The last time Sonoko's information was updated was during the murder case of the magic enthusiast. Kudo Shinichi himself said that he got into trouble and is now hiding his identity.
"How much trouble did he get into?" Suzuki Sonoko scratched her head and looked at Martin in confusion: "You didn't help him, or you couldn't help him?"
"The trouble caused by the great detective is, in a sense, several times more serious than stealing the Prime Minister's wife's lace panties and giving them to South Korea." Martin said seriously.
Gin has been carrying this trouble for a long time, and Gin is a member of the organization. The great detective's trouble is the organization, so Martin's statement makes sense.
When Sonoko looked at the photo on the phone, her expression immediately became subtle, as if the person who stole her pants was the person in the photo... It seemed to be true?
"My biggest trouble is you..." Conan said with dead eyes.
Martin's hood moved again, and a calico kitten emerged.
"Hey? Why did you bring a cat?" Yuanzi was stunned and looked at the cat standing on Martin's shoulder.
Martin sniffed and frowned.
"That's my poor sister, Ai." Miyano Akemi said mischievously, wiping tears with a handkerchief: "She was forcibly transformed into a kitten by the evil Martin-kun and became his plaything."
"Huh?" Yuanzi tilted her head, her head full of question marks: "Is this the cold little girl? Eh? So that's why she meowed in the group? No, what does turning into a cat have to do with typing meow?"
Huihara the cat squatted on Martin's shoulder, then rubbed her butt against him, carefully measured the distance between Suzuki Sonoko and herself, hesitated for a moment, and then jumped towards Suzuki Sonoko.
"Eh!?" Suzuki Sonoko asked herself whether she was very familiar with Haibara Ai and she never expected that she would jump towards her like this. She frantically tried to open her arms to catch her.
Fortunately, Haibara Ai has a talent for being a cat. She measured the distance very accurately and exerted just enough force, and the cat landed on Suzuki Sonoko's arm.
"Shi...Ai?" Miyano Akemi felt a little heartbroken. Her sister was right here, so why would the younger sister jump on someone else?
Martin sniffed again, and the smell confirmed his guess, and his face changed: "You pooped in my hat?!"
It stinks, it stinks so much!
It turned out that Haibara Ai had been holding back until just now, and had just taken revenge for Martin publicly calling her "shit in her pants" in class.
Squatting in Suzuki Sonoko's arms, Huihara the cat raised her front paws and licked the back of her hand, then glanced sideways at Martin with a fierce look in her eyes: If I couldn't find the opportunity, I would have just pooped in your pants!
If you want to achieve your goal, you must first give up your bottom line as a human being, so... I don’t want to be a human being anymore, Martin!
And Martin took off the sweatshirt.
As the movement became larger, the smell of "coffee" wafted out. Miyano Akemi and Suzuki Sonoko both raised one hand to pinch their noses, leaned back, and stepped back.
"Hey, you evil beast, look at my magic weapon, take it!"
Martin took off his sweatshirt, revealing a goose yellow short-sleeved T-shirt underneath. His eyes became fierce, and he directly opened the hood of the sweatshirt with both hands, and put the hood on the gray cat like a sack, as if he was going to put the cat into the bag, shake it vigorously to make a coffee-flavored Wangzai Rock Jelly, and spread the cat and cat feces evenly.
"Don't come over here!" The cat was still in Yuanzi's arms, and Martin rushed towards Yuanzi with a bag of shit in his hand. Yuanzi was terrified and ran away while asking for help. Martin and Yuanzi, one chasing the other, circled in a lingering stench.
Miyano Akemi, who was watching the fight from the side, breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that her sister still cared about her and did not involve her in this great terror.
At this moment, a figure passed by Miyano Akemi very quickly.
"Let my friend go!" A delicate voice came from beside Martin. Martin turned his head and saw a hand with four fingers together, forming a snake-like shape and hitting his eyes.
I haven't seen clearly who did it, but this move is a deadly one that goes straight to the eyes.
He raised both hands, held, turned, and stroked, like a tiger returning to the mountain and a peacock taking its tail. Martin neutralized the opponent's attack and prepared to return an elbow strike. If the opponent blocked the elbow strike, he would have to take a single whip strike.
The attacker stepped on Martin's knee to stop his momentum, and then hit him on the head with a slap.
"If you can't beat me, let's use dirty tactics." Martin grabbed the sleeves and stretched out the sweater in his hand, using it as a straight rope to block this move. When the opponent saw Martin showing his weapon, he pulled back his hand and grabbed the middle of the clothes, then passed his arm through and spun it around, wrapping the clothes around his arm in an attempt to snatch it away.
If Martin didn't let go, his hands would be restrained and he would be beaten. But Martin was happy to let go, not only did he let go, he also gave the other man a slight push.
A unique 'coffee' smell wafted over.
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"Wow!?" The other party was stunned and stepped back repeatedly.
However, she had tangled the sweatshirt around her arms herself, and there was no point in retreating, the smell followed her like a shadow, and the residue flew in the wind.
"Ah!" The man swung his arms in disgust and unbuttoned the sweatshirt and threw it on the ground: "Ah!"
Martin finally saw who it was: "Oh, it's you."
The battle between the masters lasted only six or seven seconds before Suzuki Sonoko saw the face of the attacker of Martin and opened her eyes wide: "Little Sera?"
Miyano Akemi: "Ah, it's Masumi."
Sera Masumi was not in the chat group, it was Suzuki Sonoko who sent her a private message to call her over, and when she came over, she saw Martin beating Sonoko. Thinking back, it was like beating him with shit.
"How disgusting." Sera Masumi slapped his arm in disgust, then raised his hand again: "Sonoko, I'll let this shit-playing villain apologize to you right away."
It has been confirmed in the fight just now. I have two moves but not many. If the opponent hadn't attacked with shit, I would have knocked the shit out of him.
"Wait, he's Martin!" Suzuki Sonoko quickly explained, "It was just a joke just now."
It is said that the last time she participated in such a disgusting prank was sixteen years ago.
"Martin?" Sera Masumi blinked and looked Martin up and down.
Martin, whom her mother Akai Mary mentioned, was a British man who dressed very similar to Sherlock Holmes. He pulled Akai Mary out of the river and allowed the Miyano sisters to meet them.
The Martin she had met was the one who went to her cousin's house with Xiaolan for dinner the night before. The egg doll man who could cook a big meal also met Suzuki Sonoko that day.
This was the first time she had seen Martin's true form.
"Yes, this is Martin." Miyano Akemi also came over to testify: "They were just playing around just now, Martin didn't mean to bully Sonoko."
CONAN: Not necessarily.
"You guys' way of playing around..." Sera Masumi looked down at the sweatshirt thrown on the ground, the corners of his mouth twitching: "Is this how people in Tokyo play around?"
A mop covered with shit is at least a long-handled weapon. Martin is engaging in close combat with both weapons and shit. She has never seen such a move in the UK or Hokkaido.
"No way!" Tokyo resident Suzuki Sonoko, who was misunderstood, quickly denied it.
Martin went to the roadside to find a branch, picked up the clothes and prepared to throw them into the trash can. Before leaving, he said, "Isn't it your little cousin who did this?"
"Cousin?" Not seeing Haibara Ai, Sera Masumi looked at Miyano Akemi in confusion.
"It's not me." Miyano Akemi hurriedly shook her head: "It's your little... Hey, this is very complicated, let's talk about it later."
Suzuki Sonoko didn't know that Ai was Sera Masumi's cousin rather than her younger cousin, and Sera Masumi didn't know Martin's abilities and couldn't understand that the kitten was transformed from her younger cousin.
How can this be explained?
And looking at Sonoko's arms, the gray cat has now curled up with its head buried under its body. It is now unable to calmly face the fact that "Martin attacked his cousin with his own shit."
"Then let's not talk about this." Sera Masumi said carelessly, throwing all this aside: "Sonoko, my transfer procedures will be completed soon, and we will be classmates on Monday!"
"That's great." Suzuki Sonoko was really happy: "Xiaolan will be very happy when she knows this."
Martin threw his clothes back, and Sera Masumi looked back at him with an unwilling expression: "Let's fight seriously again, shall we?"
"I can't beat them." Martin refused without hesitation. In his original state, his fighting power was just better than nothing. He could only punch the Nanshan Nursing Home and kick the Beihai Kindergarten.
Now they are still waiting for Toyama and Ye to arrive and enter together.
"Oh, right." Suzuki Sonoko couldn't hold back her thoughts that had been stirring for a long time, so she pulled Martin aside and said, "Hey, I want to try transforming once, too. Can you turn me into someone else like you did with the little girl?"
"What do you want to become?" Yuanzi asked. Martin was curious: "Poodle? Teddy? Bichon? Golden shaded cat? Cow cat?"
"Can you turn me into a fighter? A very powerful fighter?" Suzuki Sonoko said, "It seems that only by becoming a fighter can I attract the attention of that guy Zhen."
"Oh? What happened to him?"
"He only practices and is looking for famous masters across the country to challenge. In his mind, you are probably more important than me?" Suzuki Sonoko sighed, "He said he wants to get stronger, and then he will challenge you when he is strong enough."
"Me?" Martin, who had almost forgotten what happened at that time, then remembered: "Oh, Hanma Yujiro... How about turning you into Hanma Yujiro? It will definitely catch Kyogoku Makoto's attention."
"do not want!"
(End of this chapter)